Lyrics

Got your foot in my door, got your tongue in my mouth
Parked your car in my driveway and those stains won't come out
Sticking your hand in my fridge, you're knockin' on my back door
You're stickin' your nose in my business
What do you want me for?

If you wanna be my friend, I'd be surprised
All you want from me is a big fat piece of my pie

Everybody wants a piece of my pie, everybody wants my cake
Everybody wants a drink of my coke, everybody wants my shake
Oh my my shake...

Don't you ring my doorbell, can't you read the signs?
I don't think I remember askin' you to come inside
You're walking all over my carpet, you got footprints through my house
You overstayed your welcome, it's time for you to get out

If you wanna be my friend, I'd be surprised
All you want from me is a big fat piece of my pie

Everybody wants a piece of my pie, everybody wants my cake
Everybody wants a drink of my coke, everybody wants my shake
oh my my shake...

I know what you're after, you think you're so sly
You pretend to be my friend, but you just want my...
Pie...

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